Announcement

So yesterday I awoke to find that my basement had flooded overnight. I called work and told them I wouldn’t be in. Ten minutes later, my wife came home and told me she’s pregnant.

What a day! Though now I’m sort of depressed, as it means I must chop off the ol’ yarbles. Despite being on the pill, my troops still captured the enemy base.

I’m optimistic though. We tend to make friggin’ cute babies:

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10 Responses to “Announcement”

  1. Sue Says:

    Congratulations! Not on the basement…that sucks! Cute Pics!

    Our basement flooded last Friday…and NO I am NOT pregnant! :)

  2. Rixblix Says:

    Congratulations! Having two is a blast. Although I’m sorry that your two will be in diapers at the same time. :)

    Snippage? Sheeeit….trying havin’ a baby sometime.

  3. Grandma's Attic Says:

    Yeah, what Rix said. Snippage is nothing! BUT, don’t go snippaging too soon. You never know what life has in store. After all, I was the third, parents had a boy, then girl, then they were done. My mom wouldn’t even get close to my dad’s underwear to do laundry after that. Needless to say, I am the obvious favorite and best! :)

  4. ollie Says:

    Congratulations. :)

  5. Gary Says:

    Congrats on the babiness. Guess you enjoy not sleeping.
    Obviously.

    Believe me brother. IT is nothing really. Contact me if you want to talk about it.

  6. Christy Says:

    Dude. They don’t have to chop them off to do that. Gross. :p

  7. Katie Says:

    OMG! It was because she shaved her legs, wasn’t it?!?!

    Congrats, Reno!

  8. Jennifer Says:

    Congratuations! How exciting. My kids are very close in age (12 months and a few days apart) and while it was hard when the 2nd one was a baby, it was also really fun when they were both toddlers, they had a constant playmate.

    And if you aren’t sure you are ready for the big snip, (not that it’s that bad, my hubby had it done a few years ago and it was a big improvement on worrying about getting pregnant), your wife might look into the new generation of IUD’s. They are supposed to be way better, last for 5 years and I know a few people that have had them done and are very happy.

  9. East Bluff Barbie Says:

    My second son was a pill baby too. Brad also has the armour piercing sperm. Our oldest are 15 months apart. Every douchebag in the universe will tell you and your wife horror stories about how hard it is and how it is worse than twins but once you get your routine down it isn’t bad at all. Congratulation!!!

  10. postsimian Says:

    Hey, thanks everybody. My wife was talking about getting one of those ‘giner-shunts (can’t remember what they’re called, maybe the IUD Jen is talking about) so I don’t have to part with my troublemakers. Anyway, we’re excited. Well, I’m excited and dreadful. I have no idea how I’m going to balance school, a full time job and a family with two babies. Any ideas?

    Anyway, my filter thinks we’re all spam. I’m trying to fix it now, so if you have a comment that doesn’t appear right away, it’s because my website is being an asshole.

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