*snort* Brad, you sir have a unique talent; congratulations on mastering the art of conceding on principle with one hand and giving the finger with the other. If you had your own trading card, I’d ask for an autograph.

I drive a Dodge Ram 1500 4×4, not with the fuel efficient 5.7l Hemi, but the gas guzzling 5.9l Magnum and it does waaaay better than 10 mpg - it gets 12.7 mpg. It does have a few scratches and a rusted bumper (Dodge: we don’t see any paint defect), but nothing that can be considered work related damage. If I got rid of my truck, I’d lose most of my friends who only call me when they need to haul something.

I do not buy my stylish 80’s hair band t-shirts from India, I buy them from Chinese forced labor camps at their American consulate - Wal-Mart.

I’m sorry for the lack of consideration when you are at the gas pump. I think you are blaming the wrong people though. Why didn’t the gas companies have enough forsight to know how big American vehicles were going to get? I suppose I could put it in 4 low and park on top of the blue haired old lady in front of me next time. I wonder why her little dog matches her hair?

And finally who’s talking to you about my penis??