Theory Confirmed.
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Chads are everywhere. My brother first introduced me to this idea after hanging around with some frat guys, then noticed some patterns. According to him, every fraternity has a guy named Chad. Chad has many roles, from being the drunk party guy, the asshole jock, or just that cool dude you go to bars with.
I noticed it as well. First, the idea that guys with names like “Chad” might want to join fraternities just made sense for some reason. Second, I found that the number of Chads I knew was mostly proportionate to the amount of fraternities I had acquaintances for. On occasion, a house would have more than one Chad, which threw off the numbers a bit.
To this day, every single person I’ve asked has confirmed that yes, Chad was in their frat.
Today, I decided to reverse the question to see if I’d get the same results. I work with a Chad and ran into him while he was outside having a cigarette. I interrupted his conversation with his boss to ask “Will you help me confirm a theory?” I then asked if he was ever in a fraternity and y’know what he said?
You guessed it.
Another guy who works there started shooting the bull with Chad about their frat experiences. So I turned to him and asked,”was there a Chad in your frat too?” Sure enough, he had one. I swear, you could go into any frat house in the United States and say,”hey, is Chad here?” and you’d get a response like,”Oh yeah, Chad’s upstairs.”
Why? Because every frat has a Chad.
