UPDATED: BlargenBlog on the Blogger Bash

I wasn’t even supposed to be there. I hadn’t even intended to go, but I couldn’t help it–I’m a daredevil, you see.

Hey, stop laughing. When you’ve said some of the shit I’ve said anonymously, you’ve got to have balls the size of Jupiter to actually show up in public to one of these things. Here’s a scaled chart to demonstrate:

myleftnut.jpg

It was a fun time, anyway. Here were my first impressions:

Chef Kevin: Reminds me of Paul Giamatti, minus that asinine sarcasm thing. Good storyteller.

idonotknowme: The first guy I’ve ever seen make Brad Carter stop in his tracks. Holy shit.

Morton Malaise: This man is the de facto drinking buddy. Sonic and Tails, that’s all I have to say.

CJ Summers: Exactly as described by others who’ve met him: a laid-back paragon of politeness.

jadedgirl: Very familiar, this one. Distinctly reminds me of the crowd I hung out with in high school.

Billy Dennis: Personable, but clearly more interested in Chicago Cubs games than blogger bashes.

I don’t recall meeting any other new people, though I may have said hello to Eyebrows McGee or a few others. If I were to describe the group with a single word, I’d have to go with “eclectic.” Naturally, that doesn’t tell you anything. Neener-neener.

UPDATE: I did forget one, probably because he left before the party started. PeoriaIllinoisan - Not at all what I expected. For some reason, I always picture what someone must look like after chatting with them or reading them on the internet. This time I didn’t even get the hair color right.

10 Responses to “UPDATED: BlargenBlog on the Blogger Bash”

  1. front desk blonde Says:

    Elephantitus of the balls is all I can say. Too someone who does know you, Rant on My brother from another mother!!!

  2. Grandma's Attic Says:

    “My brother from another mother”? Must be MM!

  3. Ramble On Says:

    Got a great picture of you!

  4. PeoriaIlliniosan Says:

    Part of me wants to know what you thought I would look like, but another part of me says I don’t want to know. Sorry I couldn’t stick around but family comes first.

  5. postsimian Says:

    I imagined darker hair with grey around the sides, older, dark rimmed glasses and a scholarly look. Actually, now that I think about it, it was the spitting image of Reed Richards, aka Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic 4. Don’t ask me why, I don’t have an answer.

  6. Ms. PH Says:

    You’re it!

  7. Jadedgirl Says:

    I remind you of people from high school? Hmmm…does that say something to the level of my maturity? LOL

    All kidding aside, It was a pleasure to meet you, truly!

    Good times!

    :o)

  8. Billy Dennis Says:

    Dude, when YOUR baseball team is having a year like my Cubbies, you try chatting with bloggers when they are on TV ….

  9. postsimian Says:

    Heh, five games is all that separates your team’s year from my team’s year. If they win today, that’ll be three games in about 27 hours. >:D

  10. Cory Says:

    I most cettainly am NOT Front Desk Blonde. And thanks for the compliment. Everybody has to be good at something.

Leave a Reply