Bush Farewell Tour 2008
Bush is in Thailand for the Asian leg of his Good Riddance World Tour. Instead of addressing the dizzying number of problems here at home, Herr Fuhrer is taking advantage of his freakshow legacy by giving leaders around the world the chance to be photographed with the worst president ever.

…on the other hand, I cannot argue with the genius of moving him as far away from the White House as possible. The reasoning–if it is to be a part of the decision at all–must be that if he is gone, his damage will be minimal. It can’t be diplomacy since there does not appear to be a diplomatic agenda. It is also too late in the game for him to be trying to earn some positive PR since his legacy lives and dies with his war crimes, his perversion of executive power and the utter abandonment of the Bill of Rights. He’s got no chance of fixing all the “fuck you’s” we’ve given the world over the past 7 1/2 years.

This is the equivalent of a drunk getting cut off before closing time. Although, his never-ending farewell tour has a sense of familiarity to it…

Bingo! This is especially fitting when you consider the fact that Bush has claimed executive privilege about as many times as Gene Simmons has… well, you know.

Don’t Bite the Hand that Feeds?

First the response by Kathy Hilton, now this:

Rule #1 on how to treat your campaign contributors: Don’t use negative attack ads which feature their children in demeaning ways.The McCain campaign has not been brilliant in any sense of the word. McCain himself made it worse by calling the ad substantive and expressed his pride in the commercial. Then again, that might not mean much since John McCain doesn’t speak for the McCain campaign.

Even after the scathing response by Kathy Hilton and the satirical jabs made by Paris, this bumbling campaign still doesn’t get it. In a statement made to address the Paris retort, Tucker “the Fucker” Bounds made the following remarks:

“Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

So not only do we have a greedily opportunistic long-shot of a statement by the Fucker, he makes further disparaging remarks against Paris in the form of “HAHA Barack, even dumb ass PARIS HILTON has a better policy than you!” Some people don’t know when to quit.

Compare that to the irony that Obama is open to the idea of using limited offshore drilling if that’s what it takes–a position that is willing to change as the circumstances change, something completely alien to modern Republican credo–whereas McCain seems to want one oil platform per square mile of the continental shelf, then we’ll talk about thinking about talking about alternatives.

Epic fail.

Barack Obama’s take on it: “It’s like these guys take pride in being ignorant.” Owned.

Beer For My Klansmen

I’ve always had a thing or two to say about Cunty music–pardon me!–Country music. It’s no surprise that, as the official music genre of the Republican party, words like “racist,” “simpleton” and “inbred” come to mind. In the proud tradition of Merle Haggard, BlowMe Queef–my apologies!–Toby Keith has made racially-charged statements against Barack Obama by stating that he’s merely “acting white” to get elected.

This comes on the heels of a performance on the Colbert Report of a pro-lynching song titled “Beer For My Horses” in which the singer explicitly mentions taking “all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree… hang them high” then later referencing applying such mob justice to “gangsters… in the streets.”

This essentially confirms what we’ve been saying all along: the racist simpletons who an inbred like Toby Keith appeal to will be voting against Obama because he’s a spook coon darkie black guy.  Right Vonster?