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Not all of them, just most of ‘em.  Case in point:

Tonight I was minding my own business picking up dinner.  I happened to be wearing my Obama/Biden ‘08 shirt.  When I entered the place, the first thing I hear is some pretentious shitbrick CEO-wannabe-looking private college business major dropout saying,”Oh God, an Obama supporter.”

Shitbrick then went on talking shit–at points repeating Rush Limbaugh verbatim–the entire time I was picking up my order.  I’ll bet the boyfriend his wife doesn’t know about was proud.

Really, I guess this post is more dedicated to my new favorite tool, Shitbrick:

Dear Shitbrick,

Damn those liberals and their high taxes!  You’re absolutely right:  those of us making six or more figures a year ought to be bitching about taxes.  As anyone can tell, we make more money than 80-90 percent of the population, which means we need it more than those who support our excessive, irresponsible lifestyles.

I mean, jeez, can you believe there are people out there who don’t play golf with the CEO for a living?  Why should our taxes go to support them?  It’s their own damn faults they’re poor anyway, because as logic dictates (and a fact everyone instinctively knows anyway) everybody on the planet can be millionaires like us.  All they have to do is vote Republican and be free market, trickle-down capitalists.   So when they get it through their stupid, poor heads that all they have to do is give more money to us rightfully rich people, they’ll become rich too.  If they can’t, it’s their own fault.  That’s just simple economics.

By the way, how many houses do you own?  Ever come home drunk after screwing your secretary and forget which one you’re in?  It’s not a big deal, I’m sure every trust fund baby has that problem.  Oh well, keep on ruling the world, you’re doing a great job at it.

Sieg Heil, brother!