Gobble-Gobble-Gone
It’s a sad day here at BlargenBlog.
The other night as we were driving home, my wife and I saw a pile of what could only be turkey feathers on the side of the road. Judging by the shitty drivers I’ve observed in the vicinity, my guess is some hapless simpleton was too busy talking about their inane, shallow life on their cell phone to notice a gigantic-ass bird in their way.
We think the turkey got creamed.
But if anyone happens to see an assless turkey walking around East Peoria, tell him his feathers are where he left ‘em.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Or Dick Cheney was out hunting… :)
September 26th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Or perhaps a bird with a brain the size of an almond walked into traffic and rather than veer off the road, the driver did the right thing and maintained his course and safely obliterated the stupid bird.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:47 am
IDNKM - Oh you and your silly “practical” answers. You don’t drive in East Peoria often, do you? Here, we have drivers with brains the size of an almond driving around unaware of things like turning their brights off, brakes and turn signals.
Ollie - LOL, so what you’re saying is, he was out deer hunting?
September 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am
RIP Sir Oakwood VonSturkey
September 26th, 2008 at 10:44 am
ya know turkey’s could fly back in the day, before we started pumping hormones into them.. so technically it’s our fault for taking away their ability to dodge cars..?
September 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Dude, it’s a turkey, not Bruce Willis.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Did you notice if there were any Crevetuckians in the neighborhood? Could explain no carcass and the left over feathers?