Archive for October, 2008

Another Victim

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Remember what George Carlin said about words becoming needlessly complex? He used “shell shock” as an example, then followed its evolution to the point of “Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.”

Well, you wouldn’t believe what they’re calling towels these days:

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This was taken with a cell phone camera in low light, so it’s a bit fuzzy. The text reads “Dry Fast System.” That was on a tag for a towel.

It could have said “SAHARA by CANNON: Towel.” But no. It’s not a towel. It’s a Dry Fast System. Don’t you see that?  Jeez, get with it.